Meme from the Sistery Person

Stole this from the Hellhole in an effort to post positive.

MEMOLOGY

TECHNOLOGY
What is your wallpaper on your computer?

At work, and awesome fake Vermeer by Han van Meegerean. I’m sad no one’s yet inquired about it so I can tell his story. At home, an awesome industrial ruin on the laptop (urban decay rocks!) and an awesome succubus on the main computer.

How many televisions do you have in your house?
One. A really, really big one.

BIOLOGY
Left or Righ Handed?

Right handed almost exclusively. Interestingly, my wife is left-handed, something I did not notice until we had been married for about six months.

Have you ever had anything removed from your body? Wisdom teeth, bits of gravel from being a young boy…nothing horrible, though.

What is the last heavy item you lifted?
I lift weights two to three times a week. Past that, speaker cabinets.

Have you ever been knocked out? Nope. Passed, rallied, and springing leaks, but never knocked out.

BULLSHITOLOGY
If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die? No. However, I would like to be able to choose the day, with the provision that I HAD to choose.

If you could change your name, what would you change it to?

Either Throat Warbler Mangrove or Zaphod Beeblebrox.

What colour do you think looks best on you?

Dark Black.

Have you ever swallowed a non-food item?

Yes, as I’m sure Old Milwaukee does not count as food.

DAREOLOGY
Would I kiss someone of the same sex for $100?

Bring it on Kinsey, I’m secure in my heterosexuality..

Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?

Nope. I need those.

Would you never blog again for $50,000?
I’d never blog again for $5000. I’m a cheap date, and need stuff.

Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
Of course. We you not listening when I said I was a cheap date?

Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1,000? It totally depends on the hot sauce. I think I could get down a bottle of Texas Pete, or Tabasco, but not Dave’s Insanity sauce.

Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?

Depending on who the person is, I might try to raise the million to pay YOU to let me kill them. I’ve been really in touch with my inner Henry Rollins lately, and generally just pissed off as hell about everything and everyone.

DUMBOLOGY
What is in your left pocket?

No pockets on these shorts.

Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?

Umm…confession time. I obviously did not get this movie, as people rave about it, and I want the gone hours of my life back. That movie felt like it was 5 hours long. I fucking hated it. I’d kill everyone in it with a tater tot for $1,000,000.

Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
Hardwood. Carpet can go die.

Do you sit or stand in the shower?
I stand on a stool in the shower. They are more interesting that way.
As an aside…huh?

How many pairs of flip-flops do you own?
None.

LASTOLOGY
Last person who texted you?

Traysie, one of my favorite people ever.

Last person who called you? The same Traysie. She’s nothing if not persistent.

Person you hugged?
Sarah

FAVOURITOLOGY
Number? 42

Season? Winter. Dark, bleak, it invites solitude and introspection. Winter and I get on just fine.

Colour? Dark Black. Y’know, when regular black just.won’t.do. I’m soooo dark (the sarcasm! It burns!)

CURRENTOLOGY
Missing someone? This might be the underquestion of the year. Affirmative.

Mood? Excited…I’ve been practicing more or less all day, and I think I FINALLY have a good shred bass sound.

Listening to? Silence. Typing. Outside. The A/C. So I guess, no silence. I love you, John Cage.

Watching? The computer screen.

Worrying about? Hmmm…I’m on a concerted effort to quell my OC tendencies, so every time I worry, I force myself into a 2-minute mediation. It works…I’m not too worried about anything. This is subject to change with absolutely no notice, as I tend to not be happy unless I have something to worry about. But like I said, I’m actively changing that.

Wearing?
Black T shirt, of course, with UGA exercise shorts.

RANDOMOLOGY
First place you went this morning?
Downstairs.
What can you not wait to do?
Play another Valentine Wolfe show.

Do you smile often?

No. I laugh a lot, though.

Are you a friendly person?
Frankly, only when I am either a) being paid to be or b) if I’ve already decided I like you. Past that, I figure there’s plenty of world for everyone, so no, not so much.